Remember, kids. Abstinence is the only way to go.
Ion found this site for me and said I should post it because it's up my alley.
It's called Abstinence Only. She found the link on Freeway Blogger's blog roll, and they summarize the site as such:
This is what happens when you spend $400 million on abstinence only education and forget to secure the domain name.
Abstinence Only says this on their intro page:
"You and your faith partner have chosen a path of mutual love and adoration through physical respect. Resisting the temptations of sexual intercourse may not always be easy, but with the help of AbstinenceOnly.com, we guarantee you'll have a lot of fun!"
Come on. You KNOW this is going to be fun.
This is probably my favorite part, especially the "right" and "wrong" pictures. (Uh, if you're easily offended, you might want to stay away).
Visit the site!