So here are the bare facts of the case:
Two cheerleaders for the Carolina Panthers (an NFL team, for those among us who aren't sports fiends), Renee Thomas, 20, and Angela Keathley, 26
, were in Florida. The two cheerleaders visited a bar, and, according to reports
Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall at Banana Joe's around 2:20 am Sunday. Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the pair.
Police say Thomas punched the woman in the face. When Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader.
Thomas could face additional charges for lying to police, once they confirm her identity.
Keathley was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer, while Thomas was charged with one count of battery.
The two women were taken to Hillsborough County jail, where they both bonded out later Sunday morning.
Seems simple enough. Two cheerleaders have lesbian sex in a bar's bathroom (and in order to get to that bathroom, Thomas had to have provided a fake ID of some kind), get into a brawl afterwards, and are subsequently arrested
. Then they get fired
The NFL's Carolina Panthers have dismissed cheerleaders Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley from the NFL teams' cheer squad for their role in a lesbian bar room sex act and arrest after. [...]
The Charlotte Observer is reporting that Renee Thomas, a UNC Charlotte student, and Angela Keathley, a registered nurse, violated a rule that bans conduct that's embarrassing to the team or organization, Panthers spokesman Charlie Dayton said.
Kristen Owen, a third cheerleader, has been suspended for an undetermined time for violating the same code of conduct, Dayton said.
Owen was not in Tampa during the brawl and has not been charged, but Thomas had Owen's driver's license and presented it to Florida police.
So now we have the case of the mistaken identity cleared up, good, excellent, but hey, could someone make clear again just why
these women got kicked off the team?
[They] violated a rule that bans conduct that's embarrassing to the team or organization, Panthers spokesman Charlie Dayton said.
Embarrassing, huh? Which part?
The underage ID exchange? The fist fight? Or was it the lesbian sex between two of our nation's Rampant Heterosexual Symbols? Unfortunately, we'll never get to find out (or see the ACLU jump on the NFL for discriminatory practices) because Panthers Cheerleaders Deny Lesbian Sex, Loud Moans Only Crying
Published reports have quoted one witness as saying it was obvious to her that the gal pals were having sex.
But now Channel 8 from Tampa reports that the brunette TopCat (Angela Keathley) "was crying over an ex-boyfriend - not having sex with her teammate (blonde Renee Thomas) - when a fracas erupted over the women sharing a stall."
Angela Keathley, 26, of Charlotte, N.C., released the statement through Tampa attorney "She just wanted to make clear there was no sex," he said.
Earlier in the week, blonde bombshell Renee Thomas denied any lesbian sex between the two cheerleaders through her attorney as well.
Leaving aside the whole "blonde bombshell" comment, maybe they weren't having sex. Fine. Good for them and their heteronormative bonding activities. But... then how come Keathley, the one who didn't
punch out anyone or enter a bar with a fake ID or give a false name to the police -- how come she
got kicked off the team and was "suspended from her full-time job as a nurse over the alleged incident"? That's a whole lot of punishment for a tiny bit of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest (which is all she got charged with).
Media-wise, lesbian-wise, AfterEllen.com points out
So what's the problem? The story is entertaining. It's news. I'll admit, I got a good laugh out of reading about it. So why shouldn't the news outlets have a field day with it? On the upside
The problem is, the mainstream media doesn't cover stories about heterosexual couples getting busted for having sex in a bar bathroom, even though I'd be willing to bet that happens far more often than women secretly (or not so secretly, in this case) hooking up with each other in public bathrooms.
And even if they did cover it, it wouldn't make the national news. As one Florida AfterEllen.com reader wrote in to say, "I noticed this story first on my local NBC news, and then making headlines on Yahoo....I don't see any headlines covering all the sordid heterosexual activities in bar bathrooms performed by athletes (or their enthusiastic, scantily-clad supporters). It doesn't say much for lesbian visibility."
[...] Of course, the media is covering this story so extensively in part because Americans clearly prefer to read about lesbian cheerleaders more than Texas's anti-gay marriage amendment. At least, if phones ringing off hooks and websites crashing are any indication.
But this is just another example of the double-standard Americans have when it comes to lesbians.
As Kim Ficera mentioned in her recent column about the media coverage of the Sheryl Swoopes news, "I can’t keep up with the hypocrisy. Do Americans hate lesbians or love lesbians? Lesbians who want to get married, want to adopt, and want equal rights are all bad; but lesbians in lingerie, lesbians in videos, straight women who play lesbians on TV, and now lesbians with basketballs, are all good."
So are lesbian cheerleaders, apparently--or cheerleaders we want to believe are lesbians, anyway.
As long as they don't try to get married.
(she said, steadily ignoring the violent tic
she's developing in her left eye), Penthouse has offered the ladies some additional income
for minor photographic services -- should the need arise in these troubled, troubled times